Football Wives…Wake me up when this show is over!
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: October 28, 2010
In the beginning there were The Real Housewives, Basketball Wives, and now Football Wives! Yall KNOW I was too excited to watch the season premiere right? Right! Well, that excitement turned into disappointment a few minutes into the show. 
The first episode was a complete bore and I had that feeling of blahness after watching it. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m kinda of feeling like who cares, ya know. I’ve been watching these shows forever and I know a good show when I see it, and um this right here…it aint it. There was no “Real” drama. The cast…sucked a$$ cakes and nobody cares!
I do like Pilar. I’ve liked her since I saw the reality show she had with Deion on TV1, but the rest of them chicks…boooo! News flash…girlfriends are not considered wives! I wish they would stop putting girlfriends and fiances on these reality shows that are supposed to be about the friggin wives! Sorry I’m ranting lol but I call it how I see it.
Why was Chanita so pissed that Pilar and that other chick got up and left during bible study? I mean…she was more pissed off than the host. I understand the whole principal of the matter, but really? The ONLY reason I remember Chanita’s name is because her makeup and her wig/weave or what ever the hell she had on her head was a hot mess. If you’re going to be broadcasting yourself to the world please, please, PLEASE get yourself together.
This was only the first episode, so maybe they’ll prove wrong. I guess I have to give them a chance right? I gave Real and Chances The Legend Hunters a second chance, so it’s only fair. I no longer watch The Legend Hunters lol so we’ll just see how it works out.
Phaedra Parks Baby Shower…0_0
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: October 27, 2010
No need to adjust your tv settings…your eyes are not deceiving you. This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta lets talk about Phaedra’s baby shower shall we?! LOL Yes mam…Phaedra walked out looking a hot mess wearing those roses in her head. Her makeup was a hot mess. The ballerinas were a hot mess, not because they performed bad or anything, but because you just don’t do that! Her and Dwight wearing those pink hats…a hot mess. Who does that?! Anytime you have a function and your guest have that “What Tha Hell?” look on their faces…you have a problem.
Everyone came dressed as if they were attending the Kentucky Derby wearing those big ol hats and gloves. It’s her shower and she can have her guests dress how she wants, but really? O…I didn’t see one person bring a gift. That’s what you do at baby showers right? Bring gifts for the mother to be to open, eat food, and play games. (shrugging shoulders) Moving on…It seems like Mrs. Parks doesn’t have many fans thus far, but as I’ve stated before I actually kinda dig her. I think she’s funny and I “GET” her. Now…as far as her relationship goes with her husband…I don’t get it.
Soo…Nene had lipo, a breast reduction, and a nose job. Um…it’s 2010 and plastic surgery is the new black, so like who cares right? I think she looked her best the first season, but if she’s cool with it, so am I.
Ahh…The Smell of Money…The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: October 18, 2010
I’ve been a fan of “The Real Housewives” since the Orange County premiere. It was something new, and fresh and quite honestly I’ve always been curious to see how other people live. What do you think of when you hear the word housewife? My thoughts are an “UNEMPLOYED” stay at home mom that cooks, cleans, runs errands, you know…the soccer mom type. Of course, the more income you have the fewer of these “housewife” like chores you’ll have to do because you can get other people to do it for you. There’s nothing wrong with that, but when I think of a “Real Housewife” that’s my initial thought. If you have a job can you call yourself a housewife? Many of these women have careers, so I guess I’m just a wee bit confused.
Now that I’ve gotten that off of my chest 
let’s get to my review! The newest cast members are rolling, ya hear me…ROLLINg in the money honey! This show is more like lifestyles of the rich and famous if you ask me. Did you guys notice how everything and everyone looks really dreamy? I felt like I was watching a soap opera or something.
Lisa reminds me of Cat from The Real Housewives of D.C. She’s not as brutal as Cat, but she says it like it is. Her and her husband both have a sense of humor and seem to be down to earth. Adrienne has it all! What’s up with Camille and her four nannies…two for each kid??! Taylor is very insecure and I hope she works on that. Kim…now she’s what I would call a housewife right?? I think she’s just going through the motions right now and afraid of being alone that’s why she wants another baby. Kyle (a real housewife as well) is Kims sister. Doesn’t she remind you of Demi Moore? Soo..there you have it. The first episode was more like a version of MTV Cribs as they all are and pretty much uneventful. Looks like the drama begins the next episode. Can’t wait!
Mo Drama, Mo Drama, Mo Drama!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 3)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: October 6, 2010
I have to admit the first episode of season 3 was quite eventful. It was no surprise to me that Nene and Kim were besties again even if it’s short-lived. Ooooo the joy I felt when it was finally time for the show to air. I say it was eventful because I was shocked to find out the drama that was going on between Nene and Dwight. That whole 500 dollar investment story Nene’s husband gave her (insert twisted lip here) was nothing but a lie. C’mon! Why would he go behind her back anyways with one of her friends and do such a thing? Hmmm…to be continued.
Let’s get to the confrontation between Nene and Dwight. Nene is out of control… straight up. She should’ve handled that situation by keeping it classy at the little function and by letting Dwight know that she needed to speak with him at a later time. Simple. At least ask him what took place first instead of poppin off and being a loud mouth drama queen. One minute I like her and the next I’m disgusted!
Kandi. I’ve always liked her. I love her personality and she seems really down to earth. Don’t get me wrong I know a couple of Nene’s but Kandi is my kinda people. Kandi’s hair however was not poppin. She had some kinda mohawk/flat-top thing majig going on. Not cute. O and this new man of hers…he’s alright I guess and she has to move on sometime ya know.
Kim. Kim is Kim! lol Who cares if she occasionally likes to taste poonani. It’s wayyyy to early for me to talk smack about her yet. lol Did she cause the drama between Nene and Dwight? Hell yeah, if it wasn’t for her Nene wouldn’t have known anything about it. O well it’s not like someone else wouldn’t have told her sooner or later. Right?
Sheree…Maybe I’m slipping but I don’t recall anything happening with her worth mentioning.
O yeah…the new chick…Phaedra. Many people have been talking bad smack about her from what I can tell, but I like her. Imma call her Mrs. Thug Luvin. (Hehe) Her Boo is definitely good eye candy that’s for sure. Finally, a couple that isn’t so “typical”. I love it!
Can’t wait to see what pops off on future episodes, but I know it’s gonna be good!
Three Times Is Not Always A Charm (Real and Chance: The Legend Hunters)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: October 6, 2010
Let’s just get right into the meat and potatoes of it all. My initial reaction when I watched the first episode was “what in the hell”?! Really? These guys went from finding love to finding Nemo. I’m all for adventure and I actually like these dudes but I’m not feeling this whole legend hunter thing. I’d rather watch them not find love AGAIN, than see them running around like some fools. What makes matters even worse is that this show appears extremely scripted (of course) with terrible, terrible acting.
Shockingly I managed to watch the entire first episode because I was curious. Curious to see what went down. What went down you ask? Absolutely nothing! So far this show has been a total snooze fest and the only thing I could think about afterwards was how I vowed to never eat catfish again.
Gretchen vs Them…Kiss and Make-up?? (Housewives of OC…on Bravo)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: November 15, 2009
OMG! Somebody please, please, please wake me up out of this nightmare! Slade of ALL the men in the world!! Gretchen chose SLADE! Yep, Slade the scumbag manipulator. Did this chick not see what went down between he and Jo on past episodes?!
What’s up with with this drama between Vicki and Jeana? Scratch that, what’s up with Tamra and Jeana having problems paying their mortgages. I mean seriously, you go on a reality show that basically shows the world how you spend x amount of cash on all of these luxuries, yet your home isn’t paid for? At least pay it down so that in the worst case scenario you don’t lose your home! I’m broke as hell, but trust and believe if I all of a sudden came into a large amount of cash…I’m taking care of some debts and buying a home…period.
Soo…seems as though Tamra and the hubby are headed towards splitsville. Is it really because of finances??? I can’ t wait to see what’s going down on the episodes to come. See yall next time!
Real and Chance…Will Saddle Up and Go Home (alone) 2.
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: August 30, 2009
I guess I’ll keep this short and sweet. First impressions…Neither of them will find love in round 2. None of the girls stand out to me and at this point I watch it for pure entertainment. I’m rooting for no-one thus far. One thing I have noticed is that Chance has matured tremendously since the first season. I am sooooo proud of him. He’s looking super delicious to me too. I just wanna suck on his juicy tender looking lips. The dude is Yummy! I’m not feeling that mohawk, spickey thing a ma jig he was rocking. Chance, that has to go bro. O one more thing. Why has he not sent that chick home yet with the big ol booty? I know he’s not feeling her like that, she aint even that cute!
Is Nene a hater? (The Housewives of Atlanta, Season 2)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: August 30, 2009
Is it me, or is Nene messy as hell this season? You know, I was all for her the first season because I thought that she was the “realist” and what not but that chick has really shown her true self. Don’t get me wrong, I still like her in all, but she is on some real hater sh*t. What’s up with her calling Kandi ghetto? R U SERIOUS?? Did she really just go there? How in the hell does she think people perceive her? She can miss me with that shit.
What’s all the hype over Kim’s wig? O.k. she wears a wig…and? Hmmm…Sheree seems a little different this season. I guess she’s been going through allot. She’s still a diva though. Asking for a Maybach or how ever the hell you spell it, to take her to some damn event she’s gonna host like she damn Beyonce or somebody. Sat cho ass down somewhere! Seriously.
Awww Kandi. I like her. At least she doesn’t put on a front. What you see is what you get and I like that about her. I hope her mom is able to work that little situation out with her fiance. Momma she just wanna marry the man! Remember when momma dukes was sitting there eating chicken (she was tearing that chicken up right?) and Kandi’s fiance came over to say hello? She was like hey, now leave me the hell alone so I can finish eating my damn chichen hell! lol Awww…I felt sorry for the guy.
Lisa. I don’t have anything to say about Lisa so far. Love the fact that she can walk out of the house without makeup on. Not many folks can do that and still look good.
Frankie and Neffe…Guess who’s baacck! (B.E.T)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: August 29, 2009
I was finally able to sit down and watch a tivoed episode of Frankie and Neffe and was shocked to find out that so far nothing has changed. There are still lots of tears, frustration and pain. I figured that with all of the chaos that has been in their lives Frankie would have grown as person, but so far she seems the same. Her relationship with Neffe seems shattered. Why? Frankie is too busy running the streets tryna be young that’s why. She’s more focused on finding a man and running the streets than repairing her relationship with Neffe.
Will she ever change? What will it take for her to get it?? How many ways does Neffe have to break it down to her? How many counselors and life coaches will it take? Should Neffe just give up on her and let her fall flat on her ass all over again so that she’ll get a wake up call to know that it’s not all fun and games??
I Heard The Hell Outta That! (Gotti’s Way, Season 2, VH1)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: June 10, 2009
Deb is not playin this season… home chick is taken NONE of Irv’s bullshit. I won’t knock his views on marriage in all but he steady be tryna pull that “I’m payin the bills around this mofo” type of nonsense. Yes, we’re married, I smash other chicks, have my own crib, and come up in your house whenever I feel like it, but that’s o.k. because I’m supporting you!? Um…NO.
Irv’s been on a power trip only because Deb has been letting him get away with it out of fear. Deb’s a changed woman. I don’t know what set her off (maybe it was the interview with Gayle King), or she’s sick of hearing people say she has it good and basically because Irv supports her she should be grateful. I think that’s B.S. as well. She’s gonna be taken care of financially regardless so why should she stay in a relationship that leads to nowhere? I’m just happy that she has finally gotten a backbone and I know she’ll find happines. She hasn’t had Sans Ropas (a.k.a sex) in 7 years…yes that’s right 7 (not even with Irv) so as soon as she finds somebody that can lay the smack down on that punani she’s forget all about Irv…just watch. Go Deb!
Kyle and Them Damn Ribs!(College Hill South Beach-BET)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: May 13, 2009
(Imagine Martin L. saying this)…Damn, Damn, Damn, damnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
Dis fool right here…dis fool right here will make a mofo loose they damn mind! If he complain about somebody eating his damn ribs one mo damn time Ima loose it!! (Not really but you get the point) Truth be told he don’t need to be eating no damn ribs any damn way. Wearing that tight ass damn blue shirt , with them tight ass damn blue jeans and them tight ass damn shorts. I can’t believe he demanded Kay to put his money in the microwave and she did it. WTF!?! On top of that he kept talkin cash money shit and was all up in her face like he was gonna hit her.
At the end of the day he’s still a boy. He might be gay n all but as long as he has a penis he’s still a dude. I call him a boy because he damn shol aint a man and he acts like a child. The entire cast continues to hang from his balls like he’s king ding a ling and it’s making your girl feel some kinda way. O yeah and before I forget, what’s up with Brandon sayin he would take the blame for eating the ribs and when Kyle confronts him, he acts like he don’t know what’s up? R U Serious!?! It’s like that now Brandon?? Out of all people I expected you to at least step up to this dude but you have let me down too. Man yall all some punks! Noone has a voice in that house but Kyle. Welcome to the Kyle a.k.a Keysha show yall. *sigh*
The Real Chance of Love Girls meets Rock of Love Bus Girls (Charm School 3-VH1)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: May 12, 2009
Host- Rick Lake…
Real and Chance of Love Cast-Bay Bay Bay, Bubbles, Ki Ki, K.O., Risky, and So Hood
Rock of Love Bus Cast- Ashley, Beverly, Brittaney, Brittanya, Farrah, Gia, Marcia, and Natasha
As Flava Flav would say…”Yeahhhhhh Boooooooiii”. I don’t know shizzle about these Rock of Love chicks because I didn’t watch the show but hunnnn E…I was not happy to see that damn Bay Bay Bay again! Didn’t this heffa just get married or some ish like that?? WHY in d HELL is she here!?! I thought the next time I would have to see her face or hear her friggin squealy ass voice would be NEVER!! Will somebody please wake me up out of this nightmare. Please!
Risky’s hair is lookin soo fly! She’s always on point. Maybe I shoulda watched the Rock of Love Bus because these chicks is bout it! Mofos is pulling out weaves, gettin drunk, and fighting all on the first night. That’s my kinda show!! I love it when shit gets straight to the point.
When I hear Bubbles talk all I can do is *blink*. You know the kinda blink that you do when you have that WTF face. (I’m still blinking)
Kyle the Drama Queen! (College Hill South Beach)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: May 3, 2009
It’s been a hotttt minute since I posted a blog, but HERE. I. IS!!! The topic of today???? Ding, ding, ding….Kyle from Bet’s new season of College Hill South Beach. Dude is off the charts. Petty. He’s just a simple a$$ dude, ya feel me?? Simple ain’t nothin nice for those of you who don’t know. He puts the Bitchassness n BITCHASSNESS! How come folks is afraid to speak they minds around him?? O he b going smoove the hell off on they asses FOR NO DAMN REASON other than his own insecurities . He talks about how he throws up his food and what not but is quick to judge Allison about her sexual behaviors. He attacks the new chick just on GP (GENERAL PIMPIN) and raves about being the baddest bitch in the house. Will some body speak up and chop this dude down to size real quick before I have to jump through the damn tv to make a guest appearance on GP, to put him in his place!
Ya boy um…Chris is a lil too chummy chummy wit Kyle for my liking. Dude seems reallll SUSPECT in my opinion. Ya know what I mean by suspect right??? Riiggggght! Maybe I’m trippin but I am O so serious when I say this. He has some bitchassess n him as well hatin on my boy Brandon. Damn did yall see Brandon’s body when he took off his shirt. Hunnnn Eeeee! Brotha man puts the sex n sexy.
Brooke Goes OFF! The Season Finale(Candy Girls, E!)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: May 3, 2009
Danielle -The Boss
Kysha-No Good Ass Assistant
Brooke
The season finale was on and crackin! I can’t believe that Danielle hired Kysha as one of her models. This chick must have some kind of dirt on Danielle for her to keep her around like that. Kysha does and says what ever the hell she feels like, and Danielle just sits there like a fool and takes it.
Kysha can’t assist worth shit, so what makes Danielle think she’ll do any better as a model? This broad is unprofessional on so many levels you have no idea. All of the cast except for Olivia is unprofessional. Ain’t no way in Sam hell I’d let my employees disrespect me like that and they still have they damn jobs! Hell to tha naw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Brooke diggs deep off in Kysha’s ass before it all done with. This chick comes up in the house, takes over Brooke’s room, throws all of her shit on the floor and think everything is gonna be peachy king? Yea right. I’m mad ass hell right now. I’m pissed that Danielle even thought for one damn second that the models were gonna be cool with Kysha working with them.
I like Danielle. She has a good heart, but she really needs to get some business skills on how to deal with her employees, separate work and friendship, and at least establish some type of boundaries. If Kysha was really a good friend she wouldn’t act the ways she did and would takes Danielle’s business seriously. It’s all fun and games for her. Once those boundaries have been crossed there should be hesitation when it comes to correcting them.
How hard can being an assistant be! HELL!! Looks like Kysha had the easiest job in the world and is probably gettin broke off hella bread too. Danielle I’ll be ur damn assistant making that good ass money and will get the job done right. Hell, I could be ur damn assistant from home!
O.K. woooooo saaaaaa..now that I’ve gotten that slight rant off of my chest. I’m G. double O D, GOOD! LATA.
Simon vs Ramona (The Real Housewives of New York)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: April 10, 2009
Come on Ramona where’s your sense of humor??? Having Simon as your opponent was freakin hill..lar..ri..ous!!! Stop taking everything so damn serious. Bethenny….you are the freakin BZOMB for coming up with that idea. I freakin loved every single moment of it. Go Simon for being a great sport and participating despite knowing that Ramona hates his guts!! lol Man this show made my day. Bravo…Bravooooo. Damnnnn, too bad Ramona didn’t freak out like I thought she would. (Humph)…perhaps she took her meds before the match so she wouldn’t spaz out. lol That Ramona…one minute you kinda, sorta, maybe love her and the next its like what in the Sam hell???
Bethenny…Ooo No She Didn’t! Round 2. (The Real Housewives of New York)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: April 2, 2009
Blackberry Blog #3…The rant!
Kelly
Hold up, hold up,hold one damit minute the hell up! Nobody talks to my Bethenny like that. Who n d Sam hell does this Kelly chick thinks she is?? She done lost her damn mind tryna so call tell B what the bizness is.
B how u gonna sit there and take that ish and not give that chick the 411??? Hell maybe u are just as shocked as I am because that chick has to b high on something foreal. She is all over the place and is making no sense at ALL!
I can almost guarantee that this is not the end of that and as soon as it sinks in with B of what just popped off…hold on to your seats because B is gonna give Kelly a tongue lashing like u never seen.
Bethenny
What n d hell is up with these damn hot pink ass, knee high ass, rain-boots Kelly is wearing?? Wowsers!!
Simon and Alex are weird as hell BUT they are fianally standing up for themselves and I’ve taken a liking to them now.
What’s up with Quanell?? (Making the Band Season 4)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: April 2, 2009
Blackberry Blog # deuce!!
What’s really good??
Q been actin mighty damn strange this season and I hope this dude is not on drugs or some shit like that cause o boy been wildin out. He’s nothing like the Q I know from the previous seasons.
Now mofos is fighting because they can’t control their damn emotions. Seriously??
They really going HARD this season. What n d fug is going on wit my boys???
Everybody wanna call the shots. Everybody wonna b da boss.It can’t b like that in a group. Period!
What do u think?? Is Q causing all the problems within the group OR are other group members causin him to act out?? I wanna know what you think. Don’t b scurred speak your mind. Dueces!!
This has nothing to do with nothing but Robert has come along way since the beginning when he was rockin them braids. Dude is sooo adorable…I just wanna squeeze him.
Hide the butter knives! (For the Love of Ray Jay)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: March 30, 2009
Blackberry Blog!!
Damn!! Danger is really on some other shizzle talking about having thoughts of killing the other ladies in the house. The polygraph test took things to a whole notha level! That chick is unstable. Remember when Unique made that comment about her climbing trees at 4 a.m.??? I sooo thought she was joking, but I pose not.
Did this chick really just say she was in love with Ray?? Ummm the show was only taped for how long??? Hell a month or two if that!
Awww Brandy looks sooo cute and her weave is hella fierce.
Chardonnay got the boot. Guess she was too much like his homie. OMG! Did u see that split she did on the stripper pole? That shat looked like it hurt!
Thought Danger was goin home for sure. Maybe Rays fascinated with the thrill of er.
Candy Girls…I Want Your Makeup!! (E)
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: March 24, 2009
Let’s Bake Pancakes! Lol..For The Love of Ray J
Posted by: realityshowsnmore on: March 24, 2009
Speechless. Soo…Danger thinks that you bake pancakes? She’s only 21 so I guess I’ll cut her some slack. Hell at 21 I even knew better than that. Maybe she thought they were cookies, IDK! The beef between her and Unique is gettin some kinda serious as the episodes come along. Unique is playin to win so I know she could give a damn about what the ladies in the house have to say about her. Her hairstyle is definately unique I’ll tell you that. Sometimes she wears it well and other times I’m like what tha??! Ray would probably get tired of his finger getting stuck tryna run his fingers through her hair as he gazed into her eyes while having passionate, sweaty, booty smackin, sex.
Ray and Unique
Aww Fiesty got tha boot. I just liked watching her get fu$$ked up. Lol. I think Ray found her amusing as well, but she was all about having a good time, and I can shol nuff digg it. Hell she’s young. Party now, settle down and get serious later. Have Fun!! How n the hell do you get f##ked up every dayum day tho fo real?? That chick didn’t give a rats shit about being on the show. Hell, maybe she stayed drunk so much she didn’t know where the hell she was. She just knew that everyday was a party…ta hell with love! Coctail is sneeky! IDK how I feel about that.
